George remembered the 5th of November.
…and he’s blowing up my pelvic region right now.
The bastard is a day early, and my boyfriend has a show tonight.
I’m stoned on Tylenol 3 and I’m going to have to call for a ride.
I’m also trying not to think of how the new employer is going to take the news when they find out I’ll be out of work for up to 3 days.