bloody hell
{insert deity here} hates me something fierce. I’m a woman, but I can’t have choclate, because it makes the pain worse AND makes my face and back break out. I’ve confirmed this too many times to count over the years.
I can’t take a nice salt or bubble bath because it brings on EVEN WORSE pain in my ENTIRE pelvic region, and of course, naturally, more bleeding. The bathroom gets transformed into a scene from Carrie.
I’ve confirmed three times now over the past year with the bath test. And get this, today, I wasn’t even bleeding heavily anymore. I woke up with only very minor cramps. My man suggested I have a nice bath, and I thought that to be a very nice idea, so I had a bath.
George says to me, “Have a bath? Oh well THAT’S a mistake, how could you even THINK of having a bath? I guess I’ll just have to KILL you now! *stab stab stab*
The pain is so bad that it’s radiating down to my KNEES.
My period started two days early. It’s now officially been six days. Gah, need a 2nd Tylenol3…