Dear Diary,
SHIT! George paid me a visit. It looks like red marker ink though.
…I’m sorta constipated.
…I just wrote it in on my calendar. I was a whole 2 weeks off on guessing. Wow.
Well, I’m gonna go now. George is giving me long lasting, mild cramps, as usual and I gotta take a shower.
It’s 10:30pm exactly (on my Heart clock).